Scenario 1:

A phone talk between Feli and Zhi Yong after the biopharm paper.

Feli: Eh zhi yong ar

Zy: Who are you?

Feli: Eh zy, feli ar.

Zy: Har...

Feli: Feli ar.

Zy: Oh i cant recognise your voice. Shen me shi? (Apa hal?)

Feli: I wanna ask you something about the antivirus thingy.

Zy: ??? har...antivirus? wat antivirus? why u ask me antivirus de thing, aso not in the exam?

Feli: Hahaha...not ar, i wanna ask about the antivirus software ar.. AVG SOFTWARE!!!!

Zy: WALAU EH......!!!!!!!!!!! I thought u wanna ask me about cytarabine or other antivirus drugs!!!!

Feli: Hahahahhaha....(almost get abdominal spasm)

Scenario 2:

A conversation between Feli and AhFoo.

Feli: Wah, Alfred super handsome. He very likes Seong Joy Sam leh.

AhFoo: Of coz la, Seong Joy Sam so pretty. But we must support Dak Dak Tei.

Feli: Dak Dak Tei so old.

AhFoo: The Seong Joy Sam likes to cry leh, butahan.

Feli: She's so kelian, her brother so bad and the father got alzheimer.

AhFoo: Her father damn gila.

Feli: You lagi gila....

p/s: Go watch Heart of Greed if you dun understand. Haha..

Scenario 3:

AhFoo: Help me go dl la.

Yjia: Okok, no problem.

AhFoo: dl means download. Not dulan.

Yjia: .....